put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
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How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
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He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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