Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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