honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
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I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
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Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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