Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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