I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
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Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
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i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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