Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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