Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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