the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
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