The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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