you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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