I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
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At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
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So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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