Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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