Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
i dont even know how to be here
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
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