So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
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