So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
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Houston, we have a squirter
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
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I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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