Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
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i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
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Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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