ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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