why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
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The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
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I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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