Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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