You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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