Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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