Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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