Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
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Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
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I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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