Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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