1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
I think I am morally bankrupt
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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