So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
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