moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I still have a little drunk in my system
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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