Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
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You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
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Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
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