this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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