im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Drunk is not a location!
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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