But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
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the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
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if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Holy shit dude........stairs
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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