is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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