My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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