Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
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