school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
you inspire me to be a worse person
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
We're using joints as your birthday candles
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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