McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
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