maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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