Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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