do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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