doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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