I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
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hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
it's great music for shaving your balls
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
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Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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