seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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