I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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