like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
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Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
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Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
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