Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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