Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
