you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
how does that bad decision feel?
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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