is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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