So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Alive.
So much puke
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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