Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
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In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
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It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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