you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Watching her eat just hurts me
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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