I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Is Oprah even human
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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