Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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